You know that hypothetical lesbian commune you and your friends are always talking about starting? Well, today’s the day! Take this quiz and pretend you live on the queer commune of your own making, and when you get to the end, I’ll assign you your role to play in this very gay, anticapitalist, antipatriarchal, absolutely drama-filled intentional community!
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Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya is the managing editor of Autostraddle and a lesbian writer of essays, fiction, and pop culture criticism living in Orlando. She is the former managing editor of TriQuarterly, and her short stories appear in McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, Joyland, Catapult, The Offing, The Rumpus, Cake Zine, and more. Some of her pop culture writing can be found at The AV Club, Vulture, The Cut, and others. When she is not writing, editing, or reading, she is probably playing tennis. You can follow her on Twitter or Instagram and learn more about her work on her website.
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