It’s time for cozy sweaters and dark windy nights.

Colorful leaves falling as you head to work or school. And pumpkin flavors in everything.

Fall is here and to help you make it a fun and positive season I’d like to simply share 35 short and funny fall quotes.

I hope you’ll find something here that’ll make you smile or laugh and something you can share with friends and family to make their autumn better too.

Short Funny Fall Quotes That Will Make You Smile

“Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.”
– Doug Larson

“The heat of autumn is different from the heat of summer. One ripens apples, the other turns them to cider.”
– Jane Hirshfield

“Some say fall is the season when the leaves change. I say it’s the season when my sweat pants never change.”
– Katie Nicole Felton

“Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter’s pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.”
– Dorothy Parker

“I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.”
– Henry David Thoreau

“The autumn wind is a pirate. Blustering in from sea with a rollicking song he sweeps along swaggering boisterously.”
– Steve Sabol

“It’s like going back to school. You know, autumn! Time for ‘Harry Potter’.”
– Robbie Coltrane

“Halloween is right around the corner. You can tell because all the stores are decked out for Christmas.”
– Stephen Colbert

“My Halloween costume was so bad that people opened their doors and took candy from me.”
– Glen Nesbit

“In autumn, don’t go to jewelers to see gold; go to the parks!”
– Mehmet Murat Ildan

“Autumn leaves are falling, filling up the streets; golden colors on the lawn, nature’s trick or treat!”
– Rusty Fischer

“During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.”
– Unknown

“If I were a bird, I would fly about the Earth seeking the successive autumns.”
– George Eliot

“It’s like summer wear the world out, and by October everyone is just ready for a nap.”
– Ta-Nehisi Coates

“Autumn is the hardest season. The leaves are all falling, and they’re falling like they’re falling in love with the ground.”
– Andrea Gibson

“If you’re ever wondering what to wear, just dress like a pumpkin, you’re good to go.”
– Devendra Banhart

“If money really did grow on trees, in fall we’d all be raking it in.”
– Unknown

“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.”
– L.M. Montgomery

“Bittersweet October. The mellow, messy, leaf-kicking, perfect pause between the opposing miseries of summer and winter.”
– Carol Bishop Hipps

Short, Witty and Hilarious Fall Quotes for a Laugh and Less Stress

“Fall: when the trees turn into exhibitionists and show off their colors.”
– Anna Madsen

“Fall is proof that even leaves can look good in orange – so there’s hope for us all.”
– Unknown

“Love the trees until their leaves fall off, then encourage them to try again next year.”
– Chad Sugg

“Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.”
– Tim Burton

“Falling for autumn and not getting up.”
– Unknown

“Kinda spooky that Halloween has never fallen on Friday the 13th.”
– Stephen Colbert

“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.”
– Wednesday Addams

“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.”
– Max, Hocus Pocus

“Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!”
– Rusty Fischer

“I’m falling for fall like a clumsy leaf off a tree.”
– Unknown

“I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?’”
– Drew Carey

“Autumn carries more gold in its pocket than all the other seasons.”
– Jim Bishop

“Halloween is the only time people can become what they want to be without getting fired.”
– Sylvester Stallone

“A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.”
– Lucy Van Pelt

“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.”
– Bill Waterson

“If you want to scare your boyfriend next Halloween, come dressed as what he fears most. Commitment.”
– Peter Nelson

“Every October I’m kidnapped and forced to scare birds at a local pumpkin patch.”
– Conan O’Brien

Want more inspiration and laughs during the fall season? Then take a look at these short and beautiful October quotes, the funny Halloween quotes in this post and also these inspirational fall quotes.

Fall is here again.

With cozy sweaters and warm cups of cocoa to help you deal with the dark evenings. With stressful and rainy days. And leaves that wind up everywhere.

It’s a lovely season with crisp air and beautiful colors. But it can also be a bit too much, as work and schools start up again and you  feel overwhelmed by homework, evening chores or prepping for the holidays.

So in today’s post I’d like to simply share 51 of the most funny fall quotes. To help you and the people in your life get a few good laughs and release some stress.

I hope you’ll find something helpful here.

Funny Fall Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

“Some say fall is the season when the leaves change. I say it’s the season when my sweat pants never change.”
– Katie Nicole Felton

“Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter’s pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.”
– Dorothy Parker

“Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.”
– Doug Larson

“Autumn is the hardest season. The leaves are all falling, and they’re falling like they’re falling in love with the ground.”
– Andrea Gibson

“Fall colors are funny. They’re so bright and intense and beautiful. It’s like nature is trying to fill you up with color, to saturate you so you can stockpile it before winter turns everything muted and dreary.”
– Siobhan Vivian

“I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.”
– Henry David Thoreau

“A wind has blown the rain away and blown the sky away and all the leaves away, and the trees stand. I think, I too, have known autumn too long.”
– E.E. Cummings

“The autumn wind is a pirate. Blustering in from sea with a rollicking song he sweeps along swaggering boisterously. His face is weather beaten, he wears a hooded sash with a silver hat about his head… The autumn wind is a raider, pillaging just for fun.”
– Steve Sabol

“No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees, no fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds – November!”
– Thomas Hood

“Autumn leaves are falling, filling up the streets; golden colors on the lawn, nature’s trick or treat!”
– Rusty Fischer

“The heat of autumn is different from the heat of summer. One ripens apples, the other turns them to cider.”
– Jane Hirshfield

“In autumn, don’t go to jewelers to see gold; go to the parks!”
– Mehmet Murat Ildan

“It’s the first day of autumn! A time of hot chocolatey mornings, and toasty marshmallow evenings, and, best of all, leaping into leaves!”
– Winnie the Pooh

“Happy September! The world shall very soon transform into pumpkin everything.”
– Keith Wynn

“For anyone who lives in the oak-and-maple area of New England, there is a perennial temptation to plunge into a purple sea of adjectives about October.”
– Hal Borland

Short Funny Fall Quotes for Your Instagram

“Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit.”
– Unknown

“Love the trees until their leaves fall off, then encourage them to try again next year.”
– Chad Sugg

“My favorite color is October.”
– Unknown

“Autumn wins you best by this, its mute appeal to sympathy for its decay.”
– Robert Browning

“Espresso yourself with fall flavors.”
– Unknown

“Louisiana in September was like an obscene phone call from nature.”
– Tom Robbins

“Falling for autumn and not getting up.”
– Unknown

“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.”
– L.M. Montgomery

“Happy fall y’all.”
– Unknown

“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.”
– Steve Almond

“Oh my gourd, we’ve got plenty!”
– Unknown

Hilarious Fall Quotes for Work (Great to Share with Co-Workers on a Bad Day)

“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
– Jerome K. Jerome

“I used to love September, but now it just rhymes with remember.”
– Dominic Riccitello

“I cannot endure to waste anything so precious as autumnal sunshine by staying in the house.”
– Nathaniel Hawthorne

“Bittersweet October. The mellow, messy, leaf-kicking, perfect pause between the opposing miseries of summer and winter.”
– Carol Bishop Hipps

“September tries its best to have us forget summer.”
– Bernard Williams

“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.”
– Henry Youngman

“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key all autumn long, but I’m still at work.”
– Unknown

“September was a thirty-days long goodbye to summer.”
– Lea Malot

“Success is just a matter of luck, ask any failure.”
– Earl Wilson

“No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.”
– Groucho Marx

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
– Dalai Lama

“We know that in September, we will wander through the warm winds of summer’s wreckage. We will welcome summer’s ghost.”
– Henry Rollins

“It’s like summer wear the world out, and by October everyone is just ready for a nap.”
– Ta-Nehisi Coates

“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.”
– Leslie Nielsen

Funny Fall Quotes for Your Autumn Letter Board

“My favorite poem is the one that starts ‘Thirty days hath September’ because it actually tells you something.”
– Groucho Marx

“Sweater weather is always better together.”
– Unknown

“Making your Christmas cake in September is perfect, as too fresh a cake crumbles when cut.”
– Mary Berry

“Pumpkin spice and everything nice.”
– Unknown

“It’s like going back to school. You know, autumn! Time for ‘Harry Potter’.”
– Robbie Coltrane

“During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.”
– Unknown

“A sweater is like life, you get nothing out of it that you don’t put into it!”
– Marilyn Monroe

“Leaves are falling. Autumn is calling. No matter if you want it or not.”
– Unknown

“Autumn skies and pumpkin pies, I can tell no lies, this I love.”
– Unknown

“Of all the seasons, autumn offers the most to man and requires the least of him.”
– Hal Borland

Want more inspiration and laughs for your autumn season? Then have a look at these inspirational fall quotes, the hilarious work quotes here and also this one with plenty of funny teamwork quotes.