November is at the door.

The month that can’t quite decide if it’s fall or already winter, when the days grow shorter and shorter and Thanksgiving stress may start to creep up.

So in today’s post I’d like to share 47 of the most hilarious, positive and funny November quotes.

I hope you’ll find something here that’ll give you a few good laughs, reduce some of that holiday stress and help you to make this a happy fall month.

Funny November Quotes That Will Make You Smile

“November always seemed to me the Norway of the year.”
– Emily Dickinson

“I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.”
– Robert Brault

“The November evening had a bite; it nibbled not-quite-gently at her cheeks and ears.”
– Aleksandr Wootton

“November is the most disagreeable month in the whole year.”
– Louisa May Alcott

“I have come to regard November as the older, harder man’s October.”
– Henry Rollins

“In November you begin to know how long the winter will be.”
– Martha Gellhorn

“No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees, no fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds – November!”
– Thomas Hood

“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.”
– Henry David Thoreau

“November at its best – with a sort of delightful menace in the air.”
– Anne Bosworth Greene

“It was the best kind of November day. Cold and crisp, but not quite freezing, not icy.”
– Rainbow Rowell

“This November there seems to be nothing to say.”
– Anne Sexton

“The house was very quiet, and the fog – we are in November now – pressed against the windows like an excluded ghost.”
– E.M. Forster

“Jam on November took away the worries, it was like tasting summer.”
– El Fuego

“When everything looks like a magical oil painting, you know you are in Autumn!”
– Mehmet Murat Ildan

Funny November Quotes for a Happy Thanksgiving

“An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.”
– Irv Kupcinet

“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before.”
– Rita Rudner

“I like football. I find it’s an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.”
– Craig Ferguson

“I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.”
– Stephen Colbert

“The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.”
– Jay McInerney

“Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too much.”
– Johnny Carson

“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”
– Erma Bombeck

“My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.”
– Phyllis Diller

“After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relatives.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.”
– Stephen Colbert

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”
– Kevin James

“I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.”
– Howie Mandel

“Thanksgiving… that is all about overeating. One of the main dishes is actually called ‘stuffing.’ Stuffing? What names did they turn down? ‘Cram-it-in?’ ‘Eat-till-you-can’t-breathe?’”
– Jim Gaffigan

“A new survey found that 80 percent of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner. Which makes sense, when you hear they consider saying ‘that smells good’ to be helping.”
– Jimmy Fallon

“It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.”
– Phyllis Diller

“Cooking tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.”
– Nicole Hollander

“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”
– Erma Bombeck

“My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.”
– Rita Rudner

“Thanksgiving is the meal we aspire for other meals to resemble.”
– Jonathan Safran Foer

“It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour.”
– Lorelai Gilmore (from the TV-show The Gilmore Girls)

“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.”
– Jay Leno

Hilarious November Quotes for a Fun Fall Month

“Some say fall is the season when the leaves change. I say it’s the season when my sweat pants never change.”
– Katie Nicole Felton

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.”
– Jim Davis

“In November, the smell of food is different. It is an orange smell. A squash and pumpkin smell. It tastes like cinnamon and can fill up a house in the morning.”
– Cynthia Rylant

“On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment – halftime.”
– George Will

“Autumn is the hardest season. The leaves are all falling, and they’re falling like they’re falling in love with the ground.”
– Andrea Gibson

“In autumn, don’t go to jewelers to see gold; go to the parks!”
– Mehmet Murat Ildan

“Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter’s pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.”
– Dorothy Parker

“The meal isn’t over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself.”
– Louis C.K.

“What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?”
– Erma Bombeck

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
– W.C. Fields

“If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, ‘Man, just be yourself.’”
– Mitch Hedberg

“Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.”
– Doug Larson

Want more inspiration and laughs for November and the holiday season? Then check out these inspirational November quotes, the short and uplifting November quotes in this post and also this one with funny Thanksgiving quotes.

It’s September.

The month that brings mixed feelings and colors as the sunny and warm days of summer fade out and are replaced with crisp autumn air, chilly rains and the regular days of work or school.

To help you welcome and make the most of this fall transition I’d like to share 100 of the most powerful, beautiful and positive short September quotes.

I hope you’ll find something here to make this a motivated and successful month and a happy and fun one filled with more laughter and less stress.

Short and Inspirational September Quotes and Sayings

“As the alluring song of September begins to whisper in my ear, my passionate spirit yearns for the splendor of its promise.”
– Peggy Toney Horton

“When you are reluctant to change, think of the beauty of autumn.”
– V V Brown

“Happily we bask in this warm September sun, which illuminates all creatures.”
– Henry David Thoreau

“Autumn carries more gold in its pocket than all the other seasons.”
– Jim Bishop

“Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.”
– Albert Camus

“September: it was the most beautiful of words, he’d always felt, evoking orange-flowers, swallows, and regret.”
– Alexander Theroux

“Live in each season as it passes: breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit.”
– Henry David Thoreau

“All the months are crude experiments, out of which the perfect September is made.”
– Virginia Woolf

“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald

“And then the sun took a step back, the leaves lulled themselves to sleep, and autumn awakened.”
– Raquel Franco

“Fallen leaves on the ground are the golden song of immortal creativity.”
– Amit Ray

“Anyone who thinks fallen leaves are dead has never watched them dancing on a windy day.”
– Shira Tamir

“The leaves are all falling, and they’re falling like they’re falling in love with the ground.”
– Andrea Gibson

“Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree.”
– Emily Brontë

“There is something incredibly nostalgic and significant about the annual cascade of autumn leaves.”
– Joe. L. Wheeler

“Is this not a true autumn day? Just the still melancholy that I love – that makes life and nature harmonize.”
– George Eliot

“If a year was tucked inside of a clock, then autumn would be the magic hour.”
– Victoria Erickson

“Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting, and autumn a mosaic of them all.”
– Stanley Horowitz

“It looked like the world was covered in a cobbler crust of brown sugar and cinnamon.”
– Sarah Addison Allen

“Notice that autumn is more the season of the soul than of nature.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche

Short Motivational September Quotes for Work

“And suddenly, you just know it’s time to start something new and trust the magic of beginnings.”
– Meister Eckhart

“I am most radiant and full of energy when the leaves are falling and there is a ghost of change in the air.”
– Anna Madsen

“Let’s strive to be better in September!”
– Charmaine J. Forde

“Come September, children return to school, grownups to work, and the brain to the head.”
– Roger Rosenblatt

“The window is open, admitting the September breeze: A month that smells like notebook paper and pencil shavings, autumn leaves and car oil. A month that smells like progress and moving on.”
– Lauren Oliver

“September is the month of maturity; the heaped basket and the garnered sheaf. It is the month of climax and completion.”
– Patience Strong

“In many ways, September feels like the busiest time of the year: The kids go back to school, work piles up after the summer’s dog days, and Thanksgiving is suddenly upon us.”
– Brené Brown

“How smartly September comes in, like a racing gig, all style, no confusion.”
– Eleanor Clark

“When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.”
– Henry Ford

“September is the other January.”
– Gretchen Rubin

“It is worth taking the time to stop and contemplate at the beginning of each new month.”
– Nadine Locke

“Rest your eyes well before September because with all its colors autumn is coming to visit them!”
– Mehmet Murat Ildan

“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.”
– Dolly Parton

“I love September, especially when we’re in it.”
– Willie Stargell

Funny Short September Quotes (Great for Your Letter Board)

“My favorite poem is the one that starts ‘Thirty days hath September’ because it actually tells you something.”
– Groucho Marx

“Of all the seasons, autumn offers the most to man and requires the least of him.”
– Hal Borland

“I used to love September, but now it just rhymes with remember.”
– Dominic Riccitello

“September tries its best to have us forget summer.”
– Bernard Williams

“Some say fall is the season when the leaves change. I say it’s the season when my sweat pants never change.”
– Katie Nicole Felton

“Happy September! The world shall very soon transform into pumpkin everything.”
– Keith Wynn

“Making your Christmas cake in September is perfect, as too fresh a cake crumbles when cut.”
– Mary Berry

“No matter how many losing seasons you might have had in the past with your marriage, the good thing is that all teams get a fresh start once September begins.”
– Shon Hyneman

“It’s the first day of autumn! A time of hot chocolatey mornings, and toasty marshmallow evenings, and, best of all, leaping into leaves!”
– Winnie the Pooh

“Let’s all be nice to September.”
– Nitya Prakash

“Why is summer mist romantic and autumn mist just sad?”
– Dodie Smith

“Louisiana in September was like an obscene phone call from nature.”
– Tom Robbins

Short Hello September Quotes to Welcome a Beautiful Fall

“Ah, September! You are the doorway to the season that awakens my soul.”
– Peggy Toney Horton

“It must be September, July sun has disappeared.”
– Charmaine J. Forde

“But the days grow short when you reach September.”
– Maxwell Anderson

“Let August be August. Let September be September. Let yourself just be even in the uncertainty.”
– Morgan Harper Nichols

“I miss your tan skin, your sweet smile, So good to me, so right.”
– Taylor Swift

“As long as autumn lasts, I shall not have hands, canvas, and colors enough to paint the beautiful things I see.”
– Vincent van Gogh

“The leaves fall, the wind blows, and the farm country slowly changes from the summer cottons into its winter wools.”
– Henry Beston

“September has come, it is hers whose vitality leaps in the autumn, whose nature prefers trees without leaves and a fire in the fireplace.”
– Louis MacNeice

“For summer there, bear in mind, is a loitering gossip, that only begins to talk of leaving when September rises to go.”
– George Washington Cable

“Summer ends, and Autumn comes, and he who would have it otherwise would have high tide always and a full moon every night.”
– Hal Borland

“September days have the warmth of summer in their briefer hours, but in their lengthening evenings a prophetic breath of autumn.”
– Rowland E. Robinson

“By all these lovely tokens, September days are here. With summer’s best of weather and autumn’s best of cheer.”
– Helen Hunt Jackson

“I guess I’m just feeling all September-ish… All the trees change color, the days get very clear – with little smoke on the horizon from burning leaves. Pumpkins begin to come out.”
– George Selden

“We know that in September, we will wander through the warm winds of summer’s wreckage. We will welcome summer’s ghost.”
– Henry Rollins

“Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple.”
– J. K. Rowling

“There comes a day each September when you wake up and know the summer is over and fall has arrived.”
– Ann Rinaldi

“But when fall comes, kicking summer out on its treacherous ass as it always does one day sometime after the midpoint of September, it stays awhile like an old friend that you have missed.”
– Stephen King

“All at once, summer collapsed into fall.”
– Oscar Wilde

“Autumn. Time to dim the sunlight, cue the moody fog, and watch nature’s most charming story unfold.”
– Angie Weiland-Crosby

“O sweet September, thy first breezes bring The dry leaf’s rustle and the squirrel’s laughter.”
– George Arnold

“The morning had dawned clear and cold, with a crispness that hinted at the end of summer.”
– George R.R. Martin

“Wild is the music of the autumnal winds amongst the faded woods.”
– William Wordsworth

“Autumn is the antidote to stifling summer.”
– Terri Guillemets

“September is dressing herself in showy dahlias and splendid marigolds and starry zinnias.”
– Olive Wendell Holmes

“Fall has always been my favorite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty, as if nature had been saving up all year for the grand finale.”
– Lauren DeStefano

“Autumn leaves don’t fall, they fly. They take their time and wander on this their only chance to soar.”
– Delia Owens

Short September Quotes for a Happy New Month and Your Instagram

“It was September, and there was a crackly feeling to the air.”
– Carolyn Parkhurst

“There is a clarity about September.”
– Faith Baldwin

“September smiled at her wonderful friends in all their colors and bright eyes and gentle ways.”
– Catherynne M. Valente

“The roses hung their heads and dreamed under the still September clouds.”
– E.L. Voynich

“No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace as I have seen in one autumnal face.”
– John Donne

“The old summer’s-end melancholy nips at my heels.”
– Sara Baume

“It was a lovely afternoon – such an afternoon as only September can produce when summer has stolen back for one more day of dream and glamour.”
– L.M. Montgomery

“Love the trees until their leaves fall off, then encourage them to try again next year.”
– Chad Sugg

“It was September. In the last days when things are getting sad for no reason.”
– Ray Bradbury

“September sky never looked more charming, or the sublime petals of the rose looked so graceful.”
– Avijeet Das

“As long as autumn lasts, I shall not have hands, canvas and colors enough, to paint the beautiful things I see.”
– Vincent Van Gogh

“Nostalgia – that’s the autumn, dreaming through September. Just a million lovely things I will remember.”
– Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

“I cannot endure to waste anything so precious as autumnal sunshine by staying in the house.”
– Nathaniel Hawthorne

“As September rolls into October, I become obsessed with apples.”
– Monty Don

“Autumn is a poem – while you fall for everything, you remember that there is something worth dying for.”
– Laura Chouette

“Tonight I miss you like the sky misses his moon; a delicate epiphany growing on grass.”
– Avijeet Das

“Autumn is full of leave-taking. In September the swallows are chattering of destination and departure like a crowd of tourists.”
– Mary Webb

“A fallen leaf is nothing more than a summer’s wave goodbye.”
– Unknown

“Wine is the divine juice of September.”
– Voltaire

“Time turns flames to embers, You’ll have new Septembers, Everyone of us has messed up too.”
– Taylor Swift

“But now in September, the garden has cooled, and with it my possessiveness.”
– Robert Finch

“Another fall, another turned page: there was something of jubilee in that autumnal beginning, as if last year’s mistakes had been wiped clean by summer.”
– Donna Tartt

“There is a time in late September when the leaves are still green and the days are still warm, but somehow you know that it is all about to end.”
– Sharyn McCrumb

“And so with the sunshine and the great bursts of leaves growing on the trees, just as things grow in fast movies, I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the fall.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Sweet September Blessings! I am eternally grateful!”
– Charmaine J. Forde

“How beautiful the leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.”
– John Burroughs

“Let this be the September you always remember.”
– Morgan Harper Nichols

Want more inspiration and motivation for your autumn? Then have a look at these short fall quotes, the beautiful October quotes here plus these uplifting quotes on autumn and change.