On 90 Day Fiance, Darcey Silva runs home to her dad in the midst of marriage turmoil with Georgi Rusev, but he doesn’t want in the middle. Jasmine Pineda‘s bad news continues at an attorney’s office in Miami. Brandon Gibbs breaks down after his parents storm out of his house over his decisions. And Yara Zara admits she prefers shopping over spending time in bed with Jovi Dufren. Let’s break it all down in this recap of Season 09, Episode 15 You’re Not a Kid Anymore, Dorothy.

90 Day Fiance: Darcey’s Dad Says I Told You So

On 90 Day Fiance, Darcey Silva bawls while chopping onions for a pasta dinner. Georgi Rusev is unfazed, claiming she cries so often he doesn’t know if anything is really wrong. Darcey pokes at sausage with her talon nails and tries some small talk with her increasingly bored husband. She complains they seem to be just “living to live”. Georgi nibbles on salad while she rants. But, there’s an adventure to be had.

It seems the twins have garnered an invite to New York Fashion Week for their brand House of Eleven. Translation: Darcey and Stacey Silva will be modeling bedazzled jackets somewhere in NYC during the celebrated week of couture. Darcey and Georgi descend on her dad’s Connecticut house first. Her daughters are there too and don’t seem too excited to see their mom who they suggest is dressed like a fuzzy bowling ball.

Darcey Silva shocks everyone including Georgi Rusev when she suggests she move back home temporarily on 90 Day Fiance. Darcey’s dad tells her no. That they need to maintain separate lives and she needs to quit putting him in the middle of their texts. He even goes so far as to tell Darcey she was a sugar mama to Georgi. And says the dreaded “I told you so”. Later on the way to fashion week, Darcey suggest Georgi not waste “her good years”. And he claps back he’s the one wasting his good years. Ouch.

90 Day Fiance: Jasmine Pineda Gets More Bad News

A very pregnant Jasmine Pineda bawls after Gino Palazzolo threatens her with deportation after accusing her of fraud. Jasmine calls up one of Gino’s family members for support. They suggest she seek legal counsel for her and her unborn child. While Matt Branistareanu stands around making pained faces. They enjoy a frozen treat called Dragon’s Breath and Jasmine laughs as she breathes smoke out of her nose.

But the fun is short lived for the Happily Ever After couple. They meet with an attorney who doesn’t offer much hope for their situation. It seems since Jasmine is still legally married to Gino, he would be considered the father by default in the state of Florida. Regardless of actual paternity. And, if Gino proves any type of fraud on Jasmine’s part and she gets deported before giving birth, her baby won’t be a U.S. citizen.

Matt Branistareanu pushes Jasmine as to why she isn’t more active in starting divorce proceedings with Gino. Jasmine wails about being overwhelmed and pregnant. She grooms her little dog Coco, starting with brushing her teeth and finishing by doing some trimming around Coco’s butt with a razor. And then literally kissing her dog’s butt. Matt revolts but ultimately pouts and rubs her pregnant belly now that Gino could possibly claim his baby as his own.

Happily Ever After Couples Take a Break on Retreat

The most boring ever couples retreat is somehow getting even more monotonous. We pick up after Yara Zaya removed herself from the hot tub after Jovi Dufren implied she was an ugly kid. The others pile on and he sheepishly goes after Yara and convinces her to come back. A weepy Yara is over it all. So, the others put on their resort robes and head to their rooms. With the exception of Elizabeth Castravet who dons a black faux fur coat perhaps vintage House of Eleven?

Back in their room Andrei and Libby munch on charcuterie and discuss the other couples on 90 Day Fiance. In the morning the gang decides to split up. With the guys doing some snowmobiling and the girls hitting up some local shopping. Things are still icy between Libby and Loren Goldstone Brovarnik. But Yara spills that she prefers shopping to sex. Particularly if it’s a luxury item like a Rolex. Because that will last longer. Libby laughs but flexes that her and Andrei have a robust relationship and indulge in quickies.

The guys yuk it up after Alexei Brovarnik acknowledges he could hear Libby and Andrei through the thin walls of the hotel. Back at the shops, Yara settles on a scented candle. The gals hit up a quaint cafe for drinks and lunch. Over more charcuterie, Libby drones to Loren about their falling out. She doesn’t understand why Loren lost trust in her. Maybe because she clearly shared Loren’s private texts with Andrei? They bicker and Yara admits she’d rather be fighting with Jovi.

90 Day Fiance: Brandon Gibbs Breaks Down

Julia Trubkina trims Brandon Gibb’s hair. The embattled TLC couple are headed on an open ended European vacation. But they haven’t told Brandon’s folks Ron Gibs and Betty Gibbs yet. Who weren’t on board with the travel talk from the get-go. Betty barges in with some red wine as a peace offering. But there’s no cheers once they find out the kids are leaving in a few days. And that Brandon already quit his job.

Betty even blows up and suggests that if Julia can’t accept them as her family, maybe she should go back to Russia. Brandon Gibbs hangs his head in his hands. But Julia stands her ground suggesting they step off so they can fix their marriage. The parents storm out and Brandon cries on the floor. He’s never been on the outs with his parents before. But Julia assures him they need to globe-trot first and worry about his parents later. Till next time!

Catch up on all things 90 Day Fiance here on Soap Dirt.

On 90 Day Fiance, Jasmine Pineda refuses to hide her pregnancy in spite of Matt Branistareanu wanting to keep it under wraps. The couples retreat is a bore in spite of the arrival of Elizabeth Castravet and Andrei Castravet. Darcey Silva and Georgi Rusev struggle after returning from Bulgaria. And Julia Trubkina makes a decision for her next steps with or without Brandon Gibbs. Let’s take a closer look in this recap of Season 9, Episode 14 You Play With Matches, You Get Burned.

90 Day Fiance: Jasmine Pineda Refuses to Cover Up

A move to Miami hasn’t made things sunny again for unlikely 90 Day Fiance couple Jasmine Pineda and Matt Branistareanu. The pair build a bassinet for their baby girl. Matt sulks about the bed being pink. Knowing Jasmine is upset at his resistance to having a daughter. Jasmine wants to meet his family. But Matt balks. Suggesting his Romanian culture and religious mother aren’t accepting of having kids out of wedlock. Especially since she’s legally still married to Gino Palazzolo.

But Jasmine Pineda sounds a little hypocritical here. Since her family back in Panama has no idea that she’s pregnant with Matt’s child. And thinks she’s still with Gino. However, it doesn’t stop her from being pious. And pushing Matt to introduce her to his family. He suggests if he does she will have to tone it down. This of course doesn’t go over well. And Jasmine Pineda even says Matt is sounding a lot like Gino at this point.

Later, Jasmine Pineda gets ready to go to dinner and meet a lifelong buddy of Matt’s named David on 90 Day Fiance. He’s a fellow Romanian and a former roommate. While Matt suggests she cover her baby bump, Jasmine goes the other way. Showing out in a skintight dress. Jasmine lays it all out to David. And Matt belittles her. David actually stands up for Jasmine and tells Matt to grow up. But later Gino threatens Jasmine with deportation, accusing her of marriage fraud. So there is a lot at stake.

90 Day Fiance: The Couples Retreat Goes Downhill

When Yara Zaya planned a carefree ski weekend with her Happily Ever After cast mates, she couldn’t have possibly imagined she’d be the one crying in a hot tub. Since Elizabeth Castravet and Loren Goldstone Brovarnik are the ones beefing. Andrei and Elizabeth arrive just after the others finish breakfast. Jovi Dufren and Yara Zaya have made up some what after Jovi joked about Yara’s unfortunate teenage looks.

But Yara dons her best ski bunny look and jokes about how she slays not sleighs. But tobogganing is the activity for the day. And a skittish Loren is a mess when she sees the sleigh hill. An annoyingly overenthusiastic Elizabeth admits she gets some satisfaction from Loren’s squirming. Libby and Andrei go first, followed by Jovi and Yara. Ultimately Loren makes it down the hill with Alexei. The guys go for round two while the girls make awkward chit chat.

It’s hot tub time on 90 Day Fiance. The couples descend into the tub and Yara Zaya brings up Jovi’s dig the night before. Saying he called her ugly and tearing up before climbing out of the tub and leaving. Everyone piles on Jovi, especially Andrei. Jovi really doesn’t seem too bothered by her walking off. Jovi points out that Andrei wasn’t even there. And Elizabeth chimes in that women are affected from these types of comments. Yawn.

Happily Ever After: Darcey and Georgi Hit Bottom

On 90 Day Fiance, Darcey Silva tries to decompress during a yoga class with sister Stacey Silva. The twins moan, groan and burp afterwards. Stacey Silva feigns concern for Darcey’s ongoing marital woes. It seems after the blowout in Bulgaria, Darcey and Georgi Rusev have barely been speaking. Relying on texts. And when Georgi waffled about paying his share of the rent, Darcey added her dad to the text to get his attention to the matter.

The twins head to dinner with their husbands and friends. It’s clear Georgi is over Darcey’s behavior. And tired of her other set of twins being on constant display. Darcey whines about Georgi wanting to travel abroad alone. And secure his own apartment in Bulgaria. Their friends agree this is a bit of a red flag for a married couple. And Darcey even hints at divorce. Georgi denies he is using her and doesn’t appreciate her bringing up the D-word.

90 Day Fiance: Julia Makes up Her Mind

TLC couple Brandon Gibbs and Julia Trubkina are at odds on 90 Day Fiance. Julia took a breather from their problems and headed to New York City solo to see her parents off. During her time away she came to a decision. She will sell her apartment in Russia. And head off to an open ended European vacation. With or without Brandon Gibbs. Julia returns home to find him cutting the grass. And blurts out her decision

Brandon Gibbs is calm. He is in on the travel. So much so in fact that he already quit his job. Julia gets a little defensive rather than excited. Suggesting he could change his mind. But he assures her he’s serious. While Brandon seems eager to put Julia first, he still wants to start a family. But he’s willing to put it aside for now to focus on the marriage. Next hurdle will be telling his parents that Julia wins this one. Till next time!

Get the latest on 90 Day Fiance here on Soap Dirt!

On 90 Day Fiance, Jasmine Pineda agrees to a meetup with Gino Palazzolo and is stunned when he tells her he wants a divorce. Darcey Silva struggles to tone it down for her trip to Bulgaria with Georgi Rusev. Guillermo Rojer considers joining the Air Force. And the fallout from the housewarming party continues when Loren Brovarnik goes too far. Let’s unravel it all in this recap of Season 9, Episode 3 You Can’t Handle The Truth.

90 Day Fiance: Jasmine Pineda Shocked by Gino’s Decision

Jasmine Pineda sweats in a home sauna to prepare to meet with Gino Palazzolo on 90 Day Fiance. She’s crashing at gym buddy and open marriage approved third-party Matt Branis’s house after Gino kicked her out of the house. Matt is supportive, but gets digs in at Gino. Jasmine is nervous because she isn’t sure what Gino has up his sleeve. Could he want her back? Or is he ready to throw in the towel. Matt hopes she will finally be done with him so he can officially step in.

In a random parking lot, Gino creepily sniffs an old blazer of Jasmine’s. He has brought the rest of her clothes and a coffee maker. He snivels that he went through old phone records. And discovered that Jasmine Pineda was calling Matt before Gino accepted the terms of the open marriage. So, he’s done. Jasmine Pineda arrives in plaid and go-go boots. Gino launches into his accusations and says he has receipts. But not with him.

Jasmine Pineda questions him about his jaunt to Las Vegas on 90 Day Fiance. Gino doesn’t hold back and says he had a great time with Natalie. Unlike Jasmine because all they do is fight. Jasmine Pineda cries her crocodile tears but Gino’s not budging. He suggests she take her things and then double checks there are no hats in the pile. Jasmine denies the pre-open marriage cheating. But agrees to take her things and go. Matt picks her up in the now dark parking lot and it’s game over for Gino and Jasmine.

90 Day Fiance: Darcey’s Make Under Is Anything But

Darcey Silva struggles to tone down her look ahead of her trip to Bulgaria to meet Georgi’s family. She heads to a salon to get her triple mega caterpillar on steroids lashes removed. And replaced with smaller lashes. A shopping trip with a friend is tough. Since Darcey won’t listen to her friend’s advice and keeps choosing tight fits that she stuffs herself in like a sausage. And scoffs at the idea of flats, preferring skyscraper platforms.

On 90 Day Fiance, Darcey has her own ample twins on display for the flight to Bulgaria. Georgi Rusev sulks. He thinks she doesn’t care and mocks her for thinking smaller lashes make a difference. He suggests people will think she’s a streetwalker or a hoe. Her solution is to put a giant faux fur coat on to hide her lady lumps. Georgi agrees to relax. And Darcey blubbers at the airport about how she wants his family to “feel her love”.

Happily Ever After: Guillermo Rojer Won’t Give Up His Dream

Guillermo Rojer stops by his mother-in-law’s house to drop off son Nico. She will babysit the tot while Kara and Guillermo work. They chat for a bit and Guillermo mentions his desire to become a pilot. And the hefty cost involved. She suggests he consider the Air Force.  He would get paid and have benefits while he trained to be a pilot. Empowered by her suggestion, he casually brings it up to Kara while they play in a park with their son.

Kara Bass isn’t feeling it on 90 Day Fiance. She suggests he would have to be away from her and Nico. And she refuses to relocate to a base. She cries and expresses frustration that he doesn’t think things through. And hasn’t researched what it’s really like to be in the military. Kara points out that she is a licensed realtor in North Carolina. Not to mention her music producers are local as well. So, it’s not a good idea in her book.

90 Day Fiance: Loren Pressures Libby About Moldova

The fallout from the house party spilled into a girl’s night out on 90 Day Fiance. First, Loren Brovarnik invited her pal Noga over to make amends about Andrei Castravet‘s behavior. They sage the space and discuss what happened. But Loren isn’t ready to give up a friendship with Libby Castravet. She plans a girl’s night out in Miami with Libby and Yara Zaya Dufren. The dads are in charge of the kids and it quickly goes downhill when Andrei’s son starts biting the other kids.

The mood is lighter in South Beach while the women down drinks and ogle scantily clad male dancers. But Loren proves a buzzkill when she scoffs at Libby considering moving to Moldova. She’s annoyed when Yara seems okay with the move. Later, Libby suggests she needs to have a conversation with Loren about boundaries. Because she’s really crossing the line.

TLC Couple Adnan and Tigerlily Disagree

Adnan Abdelfattah is thrilled with his new life in America. He is impressed with the “logs cabin” even if it is a work in progress. And of course driving the Lamborghini and checking out trendy toilets. He fancies himself an American business man when Tigerlily Taylor takes him to the country club for a game of golf. His brother actually lives in America and recently relocated to Texas when he learned Adnan was moving there.

The 90 Day Fiance couple meet up with his brother and hit the links. Adnan is off to a rough start but eventually gets the swing of things. A pregnant Tigerlily Taylor rides along in the cart. But things got weird when they went inside for drinks. Adnan said he will be happiest when Tigerlily converts to Muslim. But she never agreed to that. And his preachy attitude is making her uncomfortable. So, only time will tell. Till next time!!

Catch up on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever after here on Soap Dirt!