Poor Marnie.

After struggling for weeks to get on Rosie’s good side, and to get away from her claws, Marnie, using the power of her mighty derp, realized that the key to Rosie’s heart is through her mind.

In hindsight, this makes perfect sense, because Rosie is, after all, an award-winning cat scientist.

Anyway, Marnie got to work last weekend looking for a scientific breakthrough that she could use to impress Rosie.

Something, anything, to get on Rosie’s good side.

Unfortunately, it wasn’t easy…

Nope, not easy at all…

It’s tough when your mentor has, like, eight degrees and a Nobel Cat Prize in Physics.

Not to mention a feline genius-level IQ…

Tabs was different. Obviously, he was also a cat genius, but he was also way more stylish and approachable.

Where Rosie takes a scratch-first-ask-questions-later approach to dealing with Marnie, Tabs was always very patient with less scientifically minded creatures.

But then, we’re talking about Tabs here. He was omega-level greatness.

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen

Despite being incredibly busy, Rosie had to put a critical research project on paws this morning because of something unusual.

Earlier this week she took some pictures of Marnie for the company newsletter to announce her as our new intern, but when Rosie was processing the images she noticed something…

She pondered it during a jam session on her keyboard…

Quantum mechanics and superposition!

Rosie thinks she knows what’s going on. Somehow the office here in Novato has become entangled with another dimension.

This changes everything!

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen